Monday, January 3, 2011

Golden Nudes Asunder

All people behave accordingly by shutting their fucking irritating mouths about never-ending things. Instead we really straddled between two equally large women-folk, bathing nudely in nothing but really warm hats. Afterwards we went to the old blue Chinese brothel, called "Mighty Old Cunts." Continuing on we came upon something totally unexpected: seven fucking unbelievable cheesecakes drenched in red red sauce, extra whipped to make something taste real. Pillow-talk dreams ensued, emboldening my wanderlust underparts. Something breaks every hint of light in the peephole in my apartment. We galavant not accordingly, to impose upon anything around us: ol' weakened wanderlust underpart.